Welcome to one, the only Shiny Butter Blog!
I know you wanna get right to the good stuff, so here you go—I’ve listed some favorites.
Seriously, though, there’s more than I’ve listed here, so just poke around and see what catches your eye.
Contact me if there’s something you want to see more of.
Pensive, reflection-y stuff
Here’s Ginger: She’s 20, and There’s No Better Dog
Thinking About My Dad, Who Would Be 80 Today
Wanna Know Who’s a Bitch? Hurricane Florence, That’s Who.
Safe Travels and Rest Well to the Sweetest Cat I’ve Ever Had
On Party Stamina, Middle-Aged Selfies, and the Costco Where God Buys in Bulk
Back talk about politics and the like
Resigning Myself to the 5 Stages of Grief Over This Election
Democrats Who Were Blindsided, Let Me ‘Splain to You What Just Happened
New York Times, You’re Full of Shit
The 2016 Election Was Like a Slap Upside the Head
Back talk about society
Don’t Be a “Good Student”—Talk Back, Question Everything, Don’t Ask Permission to Go Pee, Don’t Stay in Line
Hating on Haters Does Not Make the Hate Go Away
Don’t Be Anybody’s Bitch
A Post-Charlottesville Quiz
How to Be More Entitled, in Ten Easy Steps
Woo-woo peace and love stuff
This Drag Queen is Doing the Lord’s Work
Let’s Whoop Up on Some Love and Kindness
Oh, New Year, You’re a Sight for Weary and Sore Eyes
Good Vibes, Fizzy Sunshine, and the Pursuit of World Peace
Speaking of World Peace, Leave a Big Tip—It’s What Good Humans Do
From the frontlines of parenting
Here’s a Bunch of Back-to-School Stuff I Think It’s Only Fair You Know
Okay, So About That Time I F**ked up the Carpool
Training Your Future Grown-Up—The Grocery Cart Edition
My Son Bought His First Car—Help Me Give Him Advice
‘Tis the Season to Keep the Christ in Chrysler—Or Something Like That
How to Go From Mardi Gras to Chocolate Bunnies in Forty Days Flat
What Would Jesus Buy, Who Would Jesus Shoot?
Come on, Santa, Be Honest
The Truth About How I Started My Day
I Love You, Liam Nissan
To Courtney: Why I Deleted Your Friend Request on Facebook