Yippie, Mitt Romney’s Running For President

No doubt the Republican Party feels pretty bitter right about now.

Mitt Romney.  Not exactly what anyone had in mind, I’m sure.

They had so little to choose from and it all went from worse to worse-r.

Now they’re stuck with him.  Arrogant, spineless, clueless, elitist, and evidently in possession of very creative recall of his past.

And he’s all theirs.

I’d say they’ve been dealt a pretty poor hand, wouldn’t you?  So, with a necessary poker face, they’re doing the best they can with what they’ve got, because folding’s not an option.  So they’re lying, cheating, biting, scratching, and pulling hair.

For the sake of me making my point, let’s just say that everything the Obama-bashers say about President Obama is correct and that replacing him is of the utmost urgency…

This guy would actually be worse.

I think that deep down, they know it and they fear it.  The Republicans are between a rock and a hard place here.  While their single goal has been to drop-kick Obama jobless into the middle of Connecticut Avenue with his wife and kids and dog, they most assuredly did not picture it like this.

Mitt Romney is a robber-baron, steeling from the little people to make the big people bigger and leave the little people scrambling with their ticky-tacky lives.

He’s so beyond the rest of us that he’s probably never run out of toilet paper or put $5 of gas in his car.

Sure, his wife has raised a bunch of kids and we all know that that’s not a job for slackers, but she doesn’t have a clue about doing her job, her housekeeper’s job, and her husband’s job all at the same exact time and having to choose between buying the new season’s soccer uniform for her kid or paying out of her uninsured pocket for her $100 prescription that the pharmacy keeps calling to say is ready for pick up.

The Romneys not only don’t count as ordinary Americans, they don’t make the wealthy ones look so good, either.

And Mitt Romney is not only a rotten egg of politician (a la his record as Governor of Massachusetts), he’s a heartless mercenary whose goals, should he become The President, include things like eradicating thousands of public sector jobs and social programs because they’re all such a big drain on the system.  This is all part of his “plan” to get the nation’s debt under control- eliminate lots of jobs and see to it that the people having trouble pulling themselves up by their threadbare bootstraps get put out onto the street and stop costing the government so damned much money.

But I digress.

I’m just saying that Republicans and/or Obama haters ought to seriously be looking for a Plan B, ’cause Plan Romney sucks.

 

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